loves

Luuurrve in the Caribbean sea!

2010-07-24T18:35:00.004+08:00

Where has that girl gone to? People ask.

"Where's that gentle soul i once saw two years ago, back when i was smearing charcoal all over your face; you were forcing ice down my back; and we ran shrieking round and round a pillar?"

"You've become too mature. but i'm still young. I don't need this."-gautaman

Have i lost my modjo, being burnt out from trying to master a dream?
Why did i push away all those people that meant the most to me.
too much to handle. couldn't even take care of myself. always tired.
Now my greatest regret, shoved right back up my nose. stuffed and grenaded, ready to go. :
My friends have gone awry, few in depression, ALL BECAUSE i weren't there to save them.
I was too busy trying to save the world and help people who didn't matter;

i stopped helping to make Life. i stopped helping Love procreate. I stopped helping Laughter amass the buildings with bellyrolls.
But I am going to make love life AND laughter into a massive $1.50 washing-machine-cycle ERUPTION again!!

I lost a bad bad Boy.
but i know there's someone who will love all my wierdness, wildness, mass rapid transit-ness and trans fats!
I will find him. I will go to him. I'll make his life the most fun heaven&hell will NEVAR provide! I will love him to the deepest of the bluest caribbean sea.

I will love him so much, i'll scrape out every last morsel of charred goodness from a pan, blindfold him, and when he's eagerly waiting,
i spoon-catapult everything into his mouth! and then i'll tell him there's a points system. and he'll rip off the blindfold in angst. Then i tell him, for every bit he missed catching in his mouth, he'll get a little wee peck on his lil' blushing lips, and i'll nibble off da bits of the black stuff giving him a 5 o'clock shadow. And then he'll grin and ask: "Can i combine all the national day worthy tiny smooches into ONE BIG SMACKAROO?!" and i sulk: "suck on it beech!" and without another word he'll grab me up into a fireman chair's hold and sommerslams me onto the couch. I'll scream in delight and attempt to wrestle him and failing, challenge him to a leapfrog showdown and winner gets to scrape all the charred bits from the pan next time AND WHY AM I TELLING A BEDTIME STORY?!

woaaaa slow down miss imagination; im in an interrogation; and mind your words young lady, for he might take you for your granny OMG wad?! im too tired slept only a measly palsy 3 hour period last night!

AHHHHHHHHHH!
sleep sleep sleep slap

To really love a woman,
Let her hold you -
til ya know how she needs to be touched
You've gotta breathe her - really taste her
Til you can feel her in your blood
N' when you can see your unborn children in her eyes
You know you really love a woman.

This is one of my favourite songs of all time. youtube dont allow embedding.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2KgzKETBw&feature=related

sleep sleep sleep slap snorre<3

2009-11-12T00:46:00.003+08:00

i . am i only here to watch you fuck up everything that you do?
am i only here to hear you blame anyone or anything for your guts that got spilled?
am i only here because i settled for less and don't want to appear a failure?
is there still any point in me being here?
my heart can only take so much ("quote") ha
it hasn't reached its limit clogging the atrium with silicon yet
you cried. i came. i stayed up because of your doing.
you say you'd stay up with me,
but from the whistle of the air streaming out from your heavily padded nostrils,
i know better.
i now know better.

my fucking hair is sticking on the wall beside the bathroom door
you are snoring.
i'm rolling sideways on the parquet flooring to keep awake
you are snoring.
OH LOOK MY EYES ARE SHUTTING!
you are snoring.

what's the point of me sticking around till 6am to catch the first bus
just to know i sacrificed my class learning to watch your chest heave for fucking hours?
you know, it's torture to know that someone cannot be there for you, to save you somehow.

2009-10-17T03:17:00.003+08:00

sometimes i feel like i cant take anymore of anyone's shit

not because i don't want to

it's because im, too, effing bored of the same matter that comes out of any mouth, any cliches, and any hole imaginable.

and that

i have to take a flying leap of faith

Just air to grab

Bucketloads of hope

and a Silver of success at attaining happiness

cauze daddy, That's when you fly.

i have started living

but sometimes, living is just not good enough

i have to make living with pride, living with understanding, living with extras to offer, happen.

but after , what will really happen?

alohaha ukelele!

2009-09-22T13:56:00.005+08:00

this cover is very endearing :D
I interviewed a girl toting this adorable instrument auditioning for singapore idol. A very sweet lady, but she didn't make the cut.
This instrument, known as the Ukelele a.k.a the hawaii instrument. Looks like a mini guitar, plays like a jumping flea, interestingly introduced to hawaii by portuguese immigrants .

Aye i've gotta go out now to get slippers. mine often last 4 months on a good stretch, but more not than often.

ja-ne! <3

Time for a little showdown in da kitchen

2009-09-15T09:50:00.004+08:00

Me and me dear have been cooking up a big fuss these few days. and we're proud to boast of new skills aquired during our apprenticeship. I'm happy to report we kept mah momma's kitchen the spickiest and spaniest as much as possible, cept if you counted the slight oilyness of da living room floor (kitchen door spoil, kitchen window spoil, kitchen ventilator spoil. HAVE NOT RENOVATE NOo!)

Speaking of which, i'm gonna put the adam's family song as my ring tone with a china tv phone (awesomenessMUCH!) ..It's white! It's smooth! and It has TV! Freshly popped out of the box and it's proud! Out and Proud, baby.

Feel like getting me hands on a motorcycle but momma doesn't allow me to move forward with my plans. Thus! next contender up is the modest hootin' tootin' spanking tin-roof covered topped vehicle. Applying today by the way ! after pancakes that is. in da cosy little kitchen <3

IMMORTALITY ?!

2009-08-25T16:02:00.002+08:00

By golly. The room above my very own flat is currently undergoing major renovations. It hurts my head a great deal to listen in on the works, Talk about being damned at the start of the holidays. My place had it's own furniture renovations just a few days ago, and the ruckus that happened probably more than made up for the sprightly looking loft now. Really puts in the motion of what goes around comes around huh.
As of today, this little under-ran blog of mine will be once again peppered with a barrage of posts. Tough luck you. :P
As another addition into the colourful life of mine, i would like to say,
Nine weeks of IMMORTALITY, baby! Ima popping a bottle of Bailey's Original to celebrate my newly found freedom which comes only every 6 months. Believe it or not, half a year is a rather long time not tunning into youtube to get my daily fix of music videos. BUT..
Meanwhile in the Hall of Justice, Im in the midst of teasing and tempting my poor chaps who still are mugging BA modules. Bless their little hearts they'll do their honest best. Honest hand to heart though, i will miss studying. It costs $1,700 per sem and most probably my ma and i wont miss fixing that hole in the pocket for awhile.
.
Being damned, WE were banned (also starting yesterday) from spewing colourful expletives. banned by each other, that is, and only refereed by each other. This, unfortunately, eradicates all notions and dashes all dreams of the re-enactment of the life of a pai kia.
At least till the 19th of october, where the rusty gates of heaven will be reopened by mud-spotted white dress of the angels, who, ahem, did not check lecture hall 22 thoroughly by anymeans other than glancing at the innocent?students blinking back at them.
This, thus screams for US to elongate the part and parcel of the projector system hanging all lonely till the three more years are up.
.
I best be off to bed now

.
and lastly,
Mr Baboon sir, i've got a question .
what kind of philosophy would you say this is?
:D

there's nothing like the good ol' bread and jam

2009-06-18T01:42:00.005+08:00

It's just purely orgasmic to plug in my earphones and tune in to saxaphone classic melodies. it's perfect in this time of the night, morning, when everyone is sleeping so peacefully in their beds, resting their pretty little heads on flattened old pillows, their brains so at peace with their hearts for once, dreaming of everything that is wonderful..
paky just turned in for the night, da old chum(: he's gyming in the morning tomorrow to keep his love handles at bay.. Mother is sprawled out on her single, head thrown back mouth wide open, a relatively deep pool of saliva in the hollow, snoring and snorting like there's no tomorrow.. she has work & night classes today. Brother is curled up on his bed, his lanky frame trying as hard as it could to squeeze and also accomodate all his lil' toys.. playmates tomorrow.. Sister is dead gone on the couch, lights and fan on but she still sleeps soundly.. cellgroup tmr till 4.30..

i dont care what anyone says anymore. I dont need anyone anymore. I love who i love and that's that. I'll strive for what i want and there ain't nobody to force me.
(:

burnout

2009-05-28T01:43:00.004+08:00

So. solo kia finally crashes and burns.
I was just wondering when the burnout would finally happen. I seriously thought it will have a likely chance of nullage happening.
I'm trying not to admit I'm tired of what im doing.
where im heading, where im supposed to be heading. I might just become a workaholic by self-force.
I can't stop thinking of the work that needs to be done, what i'll lose out if I don't work harder, that im will not improve to the standard of them if I don't keep up this this asshole shitload of learning. wait. maybe you shouldn't listen to this. it's the physical and mental toll that's corrupting my thoughts. corrugating my words. I'm extremely exhausted. I want my fun back. The fun didn't run away, it's this crazy knowledge gourging-devouring personality that's kicking this laugheable fun personality right in the arsehole and yelling "POWER!".
Eccentrism still here, check.
Bucketfuls of varieties of gauffaws, check.
Wisecracks? Definitely check.

Where's the fun then?
f*** la

love, our song *by accident

2009-04-23T22:00:00.004+08:00

ima having too much fun making a fool outta myself these few days in school.
sometimes being a pain in the ass lightening the atmosphere,
sometimes screwing up ala dead battery in die-die mid-calls today.
but i enjoyed myself tremendously screwing up, i don't know why.. it's so friggin' fun sia
i like my class!
i love my old cool friends!
678-999-8212

melovetoilet!

2009-04-16T22:08:00.003+08:00

my heart beams when my sink's all shiny & black
my heart sings when ima all kicked out runnin aroun' s'pore
my heartsings got tugged when a faulty toilet bowl seat nearly slammed down on a certain winkie
my brain pops when the birds, bees, & the apple trees sway
as a phina & a bia tries to enlarge their boobies majestic largeness while camwhoring
my coke gets a cold when ima at home entertaining my brother's jokes
my face flushed when i wrote a love letter to pork for her bday
which was disguised as a bday letter?
my glitter eyeliner smudged when the long island tea was served to gau & bia aft seventh heaven
my balls shrunk when i was dared to bet 100% of my lunch money on someone's race
my eyes squealed with agony when the cold wind blew up my skirt on the entrance to an exquisite bunglow ala marilyn monroe
my eyes bulged in my scockets when i saw the letter of admission to FSV
(dee highlight of the month!)

2009-04-11T16:59:00.005+08:00

We were playing charades online, and Ryan was trying to guess what was the gif* file i sent him.

COME COME WHO SCARED WHO

The spent half hour was fun! (click for larger view)

ima alive!

2009-04-09T00:46:00.004+08:00

HAPPY BDAYE yt & bia! fina's NEXT yo! in 22 hours babe
a shoutout
Finally! legally blond. booze. babies.
LOOK ma! ima 18! CANT TOUCH ME! :P
kidding kidding

XOXOXO LOVES!

2009-04-02T22:23:00.010+08:00

Where art thou my friend?

Don cry.. i know my pants tore

2009-04-02T20:48:00.005+08:00

CHAM! I really missed ya mates!
I've been rushing all over S'pore accomplishing feats of speed dating peeps & chilling out with a starbucks java chip at hand. Gawd, it's always da bomb.
And woah. you guys have changed!
tanner, leaner, chubbier, laofuzi-er, cuter not tuku hair-er, wackier, smarter, boyfriendyer, yackkier, kong bao bao-er, etc etc~
MY WORD!... :D

Especially this april fools,
YAYA. WHO GOT PRANKED HUH by the uber prankster?! A TOAST YO!
Yea, i got whacked at the mouth by accident while pulling off a prank. Gotta bruise, in which eedenboy-who-owes-me-a-meal-plus-movie apparently mistook for a mole. haha!
Pictures will be uploaded soon & ima gona start a facebook account! soon! soon!
Tmr?
After da dimsums.. <3

cowabunga!

2009-03-13T20:52:00.010+08:00

jere wants to go south pole i think. TAKE AN IRONING PICTURE WITH A POLAR BEAR HOH!

Good gawd. This hobby is so super duper silly to point of being extremely cool!

Extreme Ironing, that's what they called it. There's pictures of people ironing while rafting; parachuting; 95% naked,save the cloth being ironed;

wearing suits and ironing on car wreckages; sticking the board onto the ceiling and ironing clothes upside down...............

Why, a british team of extreme ironists have snatched the record from under the noses of Antipodean rivals to claim the world record for the most people ironing under water at the same time, with 86 pressed their garments in Gloucestershire.

You get my drift. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

(expressed aproval of nonsense)

at....................extremeironing.com

pure mugger pure innocence?

2009-03-05T13:35:00.010+08:00

Four books sia! The pure mugger will be cramming DVFX knowledge into her head this two days.
120 + 401 + 181 + 162 = many many MANY pages........T.T
My bro borrowed my calculator to save his friend's arse. hahaha! The calculator was also always my shining knight in armour in secondary school times.
Good times gooooood times~ i lost my calculator three times! That says alot huh! ...:D
MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG
i think my head has just expanded a little from all the excitement of the eyecatching pictures. I am currently looking into a mirror now.
I think i see myself out in the rain splashing & playing my heart out. sigh..
I certainly did gain some valuable insight from one of the tattered torn pages

This is my lil' bro, the little punk spy ^^ ......-------------->
Let's multiply the little spy like amoeba..... X 15times

The power of repetition. super eyecatching siol!

hothothothothot notnotnotnotnot........HOtt YO!

THE LICK OF DEATH

2009-03-04T21:47:00.000+08:00

i bought new spectacles! HEHE!! this pair is the proudest i ever have been over a piece of plastic ya. bahkua helped me pick out a tasty looking one!
SCHOOL TEACHER STYLO MILO is TOTALLY HAWT STUFF period.

the degreed plastic actually gets dirrrrtier much easier than my glass ones, which i dont really care, cos it looks super fantastically N.E.R.D. .
In the 14th century, the only people to use them were educated and literate.
Portraits of famous people of the time were therefore often painted with a pair of spectacles as they became to be seen as a mark of wisdom.
Now that this is the 21st century where 95% of our s'pore population is knowledgeable in some way or the other,
i guess the lick of death does come in handy then. :p
hahaha!
I LOVE YOU FRIENDS!
Goodnight!

Please head to the second level, customers.

2009-03-04T21:20:00.004+08:00

2009-03-03T19:44:00.005+08:00

UH!! IM SO TOTALLY WIPED OUT MAN!
this little miss here went totally bonkers at tearing free from school stuff FINALLY, that she met up with her friends at every single hour of evry day! T.T.. HELL YEAH it was super super fun yeah! but but ima gona have ta charge the lot of you for raping my ass many times over. :p

NO PHOTOS SORRY ..........................................(although got alot of camwhore ones hehe!!)
*sobs *sniffs*blows*
im currently waiting for my brows to grow back. SIGH.
know what happened? get ready for a sad fairytale story lah.
my mom was doing her brows at a lil' relatively ulu shop. AND AND being the "Of-Course-La-Bring-It-On' person, [ YAYAYA AGAIN, dun say me somor jere :( ]
THUS! im relegated to such a state, where i mope about stroking my bare above eyes patchof skin, basking under the sunlight for the free vitamin Es to work and sprout my brows fast.
MAMAAAAAAA~~
triple sigh. I always knew i'll get into trouble for being such a fertile female .woops i mean tryeverything-doanything kinda girl. Why just the other day, I was daydreaming about me childing myself ; sylvia sylvia, what are you doing ah? dont be too mischeivous. i got a feeling smthing will happen.

yeah it did. many somethings infact. To be honest, i was rather surprised as i was not quite prepared for what came.
I saw that riley was a little bit screwed. I saw that tassy was quite unhappy for so long. I saw that lulaa was trying her best but kept falling back into the same rut. I saw that evry knew more of the dangers of the world I saw that i changed the names.

2009-02-22T20:03:00.012+08:00

OMG!! OVERSIZED HEADPHONES ARE like absolutely without question, THE SEX! awwwwwww my eyes burned! BURNED!! burned with longing for the gorgeous oh so seductive piece of plastic. mmmm~ FTW!!
OH FOR THE LOVE OF MANKIND! OH FOR THE LOVE OF BUBBLE TEA!
OH FOR THE LOVE OF OVERSTRETCHED ELASTIC BANDS!

ahh i've always wanted to get myself a good pair, but i just couldnt find the time .
SO...........................................................................................
buddy ol' pal' ol' buddies~~ *nudges*
my birthday coming noe~~ *nudges**nudges*
i treat u good right~~~ *nudges X 100,000,000*
biaaa will even brand your name on her booty leh~
(passerby: gosh wad a slut! ) ;p

jeepers!
i like this song but the vid is a little disturbing for some, so virgins, please watch with caution :p
[OH DELETED LIAO SO SAD ] haha! i cant let my baby bro watch this.

PHINA! PHINA! double poke me when u read this ! i needa go out with you ASAP!

AMAN too!! i wanna see your tuku hair upclose! i missed you guys, like, TONS! ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! catch me before i fry in kelong!

loves, <3
ahbia

2009-02-21T19:30:00.003+08:00

How i wish i can escape to cartoon world, just like an angel can.

i will make everything all happy and loving, once again.

i thought today was friday.

2009-02-21T18:32:00.003+08:00

i even brought my faulty laptop to school for checking. i committed & waited for the NP bus at wdlands faithfully. i mean, how faithful can you get if u board the bus once in three months know. i think i must have zonked out from the overload on bstats. Well, it went pretty alright other than the fact that i lost quite a huge % of marks as i ddnt plan my time properly. Sylvia ain't disappointed with stats! cos she wont be using stats in her career somewhat. However for MIEC is a diff story. She LOVES MIEC!! LOVE LOVE LOVE! MIEC is crucial in life! haha well, for starters, she kisses her textbook goodnight daily. she eats with her textbook during meal times regularly. she occasionally croons rock songs to her textbook. ahh she ain't that crazy. Im beat. i lost weight. i assume it is : i had exercised not for quite a while & thus lost muscle mass, or my brain had consumed a large proprtion of my energy source and shrinked what's left of little me. Im really beat. really really beat. i cant even capslock and type proper sentences. i need a shoulder to rest my head.

STUDYING IS LIKE SKIDDING ON CARPET FLOORING ON YOUR BUTT PANTLESS.

2009-02-17T20:57:00.004+08:00

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
like seriously.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

studying is like grabbing a cup a hot steaming cuppa starbucks coffee & splashing the lot on your white shirt

2009-02-17T18:05:00.005+08:00

I PROUDLY PROCLAIM..! I STUDY FINISH MIEC ALREADY! *bounces* heeee heee!
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2009-02-16T01:49:00.002+08:00

JEEEPERS! im so going to start murdering people. damn! maybe i'll create a voodoo doll and start sticking needles it. im sleeepieeeeeee. im not hungrieeeeeeeee. im all whacked out-ieeeeeeeee. LRRH Productions presents... ugh. THE END.

2009-02-11T00:00:00.000+08:00

...................................................................................................................................It's.. CRUNCH TIME!

2009-02-08T21:53:00.006+08:00

UUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

studying business is B.O.R.I.N.G. period.
BORRRRRRRRIIIIING
BooooooRRRiiiiiiiiiNNNNNNNNNNggggg
beee-OHH-arrrr!-aye!-an-Geeeeestring
blooooppp blooooooopp bloooooooppp
berrrrrrrrrrr-ORHHHH-REEEEEENNNGGG
uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
*slaps face.

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
SOMEBODY SAVVVVEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yup. still bored beyond words!!!!!!

pls write me an email or MSN me when im online! u'll do wonders~ i'll do wonders~ talk cok sing song play ping pong till cockerel crows haw hee haw hee haw
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2009-02-08T20:49:00.002+08:00

3 A.M.

sibs were up shooting a THICK FAT JUICY LIZARD off the wall/ceiling/frontdoor/kitchendoor.
Armed with 4 rubberbands altogether.
then out popped a 30cm ruler; cause our childhood cane was no longer living since we sibs hid the cane for good.
Its tail ddnt fall off no matter how many hits it got!
Lizards STINK! they shit all over the house! and their feces corrode paint! they pee on people's eyes! they eat their own children!

2009-02-07T03:29:00.003+08:00

.........
my life is made out of my own choices. be it successes or failures, in which the latter seemed the norm for me this week, i am absolutely absolutely glad that i came into business studies ngee ann. I am absolutely thankful for all the little things that came my way. all the time grateful. I am very happy that, i have a friend for life. who constantly looks out for me, always ensuring that I do not fall on my face in whatever decision i make. I am very very happy that he constantly helps me grow, often without ever realising the extent of which my daily life and thinking has improved tremendously. and although the latter is still a stranger to the former, the latter wants very much for former to stay in her life, throughout their whole journey in life, learning and laughing all the way.

2009-02-06T10:00:00.000+08:00

*sings*

客人來,
看爸爸,
爸爸不在家..
我请客人请坐下
濤敬一杯茶 ..

and i got an angpao!
and i almost died finding the correct chinese characters for the song!
and , YAY!

2009-02-05T14:18:00.005+08:00

My phone needs juice!
AHHHHHHHHH !!

My hair strands are falling out from my comb!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!

My lappie needs some thwacking to bestow it with a lil' more majestic power!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!

My forehead needs a little expired cooking oil to make it gleam a lot brighter!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

My ipod needs a little more convulsing & vibrating to get it mooving!
[ man, what a lazy fella' ]

NOW! Let there be piglight!

2009-02-02T00:34:00.006+08:00

RE: errr....concern over founder??

2009-01-30T01:18:00.007+08:00

Our founder of Little Red Riding Hood Productions has been relatively shrinking, horizontally.
L.R.R.H. has been rather concerned as bamboo sticks are banned from, on a smaller scale, running the co-operation. Thus we committee have proposed a four-pronged approach in resolving this skinny dipping crisis. We were thinking of officially boycotting 'SARAPHINA DEFLOWERED' products. Yes. Our company have found them products to be quite dangerous for consumption, despite the aromatic taste of . . dog meat.

Shoutouts:
Sylvia: omg! are you serious?!?!? HOW AM I GOING TO LIVE without my FIFIEEEEEE chewy tail???
Riley: oyay! dogs are cute! dog meat stinks! ......................(HUH? u mean dog skin is heavenly then?)
BilyBalaBong: Jeepers! guys! our founder is fuming! She demands her daily dose of valium!
Riley: why not add some tongkat ali to it? much more potent LAH! Singapore so hot! *fans herself*

HAHA! few parts inside joke :D

2009-01-29T15:36:00.004+08:00

DID I MENTION?!?!

I LOVE MY BROTHER'S EYES SO !!!!!! (the distinctive WEE line the dear siblings have when they smile :D)

2009-01-24T17:45:00.012+08:00

This week has been EXTREMELY hectic! i think im gona get white hair from the immense lack of sleep. ALTHOUGH! i really enjoyed this weeks of goofing around.
she-who-must-not-be-named. mama. presentationS. paky. emceeing. DINNER .mangled library book .last week of S&W!

ME! ................................................................ ...................................LEUNG LEI (pretty girl loh!)

Skipped off after work

MAMA ! LOVE!

VBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HUH?!?! SKIP WORK ALREADY STIL WANT EXCUSE LETTER FROM NP TEACHER AH!! :D

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

pak came to support me emceeing! :D

Reunion dinner

And OH! did i mention throwing food on the walls is a norm for this dysfunctional DUO??

MY FAV PHOTO THIS week!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~ :D

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~

2009-01-21T15:30:00.004+08:00

Advocating Creator

GO GO GO!

http://www.personaldna.com/report.php?k=wumrUswItxcFdZi-HM-DCDED-2d2b&u=f6856b540907

credits to john :D

My sister's proud of the wall. I'm so proud of my sister.

2009-01-20T19:04:00.009+08:00

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ABTEEEHFOS2000

2009-01-18T15:43:00.011+08:00

Good afternoon sirs and madams,

I see you are interested in buying our latest and most expensive phone, u rich fuck.

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THE AHBIA telecom EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA HUMONGOUS fucking orange shit 2000 !

let me brief you on the specs:

1) It's XXXL. Dimensions: The phone is specially designed to be able to fit whole grapes into the pockets by the side. Isn’t that fantastic? UBER cool i know.

2) ABTEEEHFOS2000 is virtually indestructable. Drop it from the leaning tower of Paris and see!

*try not to break it though. There is no warranty.

3) Man-made (with ALL* things recyclable), to cater to environmentally-friendly-cautious-people

4) This phone has an additional function! It has a removable foldable/extended metal pipe to leverage lazy potato couches onto their feet!

Buying the ABTEEEHFOS2000 package entitles you to a full year of LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD PRODUCTIONS membership! complete with newsletters and free toilet bowl seats(only rainbow coloured available)

SO! What are you waiting for?! sign up now!!!

The Real Presentation

Good afternoon sirs and madamns,
i see you are interested in buying our latest model of phone, the Apple iTouch.
Well then, let me brief you on the special functions this phone has.

Firstly, it functions using 2G Network
Display Type is touchscreen, 16M colors
Multi-touch input method
Accelerometer sensor for auto-rotate
Proximity sensor for auto turn-off
WLAN Wi-Fi 802 is applicable
Bluetooth Yes, headset support only
Features OS Mac OS X v10.4.8
Browser HTML uses Safari
colours come in black only.

I was sooooo tempted to send this off to casslynn for OBSE Presentation. In actual fact, i typed the nonsense one out before noting down the REAL details, as a guide.

note the change in tone..

Two less lonely people

2009-01-16T00:35:00.009+08:00

......................................................... credits: iit.edu

I miss two people. Two people who greatly brightened my life, but are fading away as fast as elephants trampling on their own poop. One little fool *Smile* who never fails to make me laugh at his actions & constipated facial expressions. Another, my long time partner-in-crime, who grew up with me doing the gentle happy slapping to one & the other. It is the busy 'birds and the bees' that made us grow up into relatively mature adults, busy too. HA! i'm extremely guilty of it too .

Darn commitment quality control!

Nuts

2009-01-12T22:55:00.009+08:00

I tinkered carefully with my favourite subwoofer and tried to connect the wires to the various ports of my laptop. The reason being, I was too lazy to keep transfering my songs to my desktop to play them, with the speaker, at FULL BLAST & an AWESOME reverberating bass beat. Not only did it not work, the speaker ended up in smoke. POOF!

DANG! and i found a nut on the floor besde the cupboard a while later. It must have fallen out of the tools cabinet i hope.

2009-01-10T08:54:00.009+08:00

Shine Riley.

2009-01-09T19:18:00.003+08:00

I found myself thinking, yet again, to drop out of Business Studies course, to join Flim & Media during CATS class. My patience was Greatly Tested by my rigid minded group mates. Our working styles clash real bad, due to the fact that I often refrain from the conventional thinking(ordinary safe ideas). i have to limit myself to doing skits and videos the NORMAL way, which i really detest. It's so uber boring i can cry.
I gotta let my personality shine through the masses & break out of the accepted order. but i might not be able to do that in BS. I'll try, I'll try damn hard to. Riley will ALWAYS find a way.

2009-01-07T23:18:00.003+08:00

Dang! I hate spewing fountains of dazzling words from my mouth. I'm just UTTERLY disappointed that we cannot attend what i consider to be the event of the YEAR . It's a major disappointment really.

FUCK! FUCK! ARRRGGHHH!!!!!!!!

what a fucking major disappointment after so long a wait! I had invested some fucking money already.
sry you 2 babes plus one hunk, it's a no-go.

Time under the .stars.

2009-01-06T17:57:00.007+08:00

RAWR! i burnt off my socks soles while busting some moves without shoes. HEEEEEEE!!!!
and that's after 2 K.O. hours of sleep the night before and skipping school today. It was worth missing school, for the time under the stars, or clouds rather with DD. double D was mighty kind to stay up the whole night to chase away the rat. *smiles*

New Year's Pics!!!! (Not all 200 of them though)

2009-01-03T18:04:00.016+08:00

I couldnt possibly have uploaded all 200 of the pictures right?
I'll probably suck my thumb so hard & die of boredom before that

ohhh this photo is one of my fave. Riley's skirt went " wye " after much prancing around, and the black strap looks pretty much like something else :D

maaaaa looks like she's taking the escalator to heaven

my mum is so graceful. ahhhhhhhhhhhh~~~

contrast. artistic.

the arms were flapped so hard they disappeared

look at the pictures vertically, cartoon faces.

MY FAVOURITE PICTURE! it took LOADS of effort to take the couple of pictures at the right angle!

sara tried putting mascara for the second time!! aaaaaaaaaand she looked like she was bashed up

the place was bathed with colours from the huge lava lamp

OH THIS IS A BEAUTY

Ah pak & Bia one good summer . .

2009-01-02T13:55:00.004+08:00

Yes, that's the picture of perfect composure. observe and learn. .

Shopping for a friend's present led to mangling a manequin's perfect hands into something all kids should see.

haha and a last minute bunkover ensued, after much scurrying from the east to the north & back to the east again :D

What a Wacking Great NEW YEAR!

2009-01-01T14:15:00.002+08:00

FANTASTICO!!
Huddling under a tree on the pavement with Phina in the midst of the crowd, (thankfully no butts were blocking our view of the fireworks) was fun! She didnt have a new year's res (that's my houchie mama!) , but I did, for once :D

oh and i made someone crap his pants so badly at the stroke of midnight.